for the longest time ive had this theory about midgets, or "little people" and right now one would come in handy!
yet another reason why everyone needs a midget. hopefully i don't sound ridiculous for wanting a little person around but fuck it, i can make a damn good argument about how everyone should seriously consider owning one. and dont think i'm trying to degrade their kind or poke fun at them, i think theyre amazing! (and highly useful to society.)
one of my favorite songs
